"The service here is the absolute worst. I have given it 3 chances and it had gotten worse each times. BOOS FOR LOU'S!!!"
"These guys are the coolest."
"The Mayor of the Man cave has an anaconda in his pants."
"Get the spot on the couch that sinks in the most it makes you never want to move. EVER"
"My tip is the guys who live in the man cave have enormous schlongs!"