"This place is Sim City on Earth. Surreal architecture!"
"Sit in the tarmac area - cool views from below the planes."
"Stay awhile and listen to some neighborhood cultural musical selections."
"Great staff, great boba! Enjoy a drink with the excellent free wifi."
"There are three separate pools, workout rooms, and laundry rooms. If you don't like yours, your key works next door too!"
"Look both ways before crossing the tracks."