"Worst customer service EVER! Beds are uncomfortable, they strap you into a chair and they should really add a cover charge to keep the drunks out. Nice padded rooms, though."
"Smells like tuna here...."
"Nice place you have here. Love the curtains. :-)"
"Karaoke sucks. Dont come on saturdays."
"If you need cabinets AND strippers in the same place.... its horribly convienient."