"Best priced tyres in probably the whole of Kent!"
"This is probably the best pizza I have ever had! Get a half and half and make sure you experience this beautiful food"
"Nice variety of ales! Ask for recommendations!"
"Geordie pudding is Yorkshire pudding!"
"Sit on the table in the left corner as you go in, then you can watch both TVs at once - Champions League night perfection!"
"A grimey disco club. Expensive and very hot!"