"Avoid the Alligator Ribs. They are quite fishy tasting. No bueno...."
"During a full moon the Ghost of Sanjay can be found haunting the mobile alley in search of four-square check-ins. He has been known to steal mayorships from unsuspecting victims.......muhahahaha"
"The whoopie pies are to die for!"
"Drop by for "Pour Some Sugar on Me Sundays". 1/2 off all premium shots"
"Monday nights are "Pour Some Sugar on Me" shot nights."