"Brad is the Madame of all whores"
"The burritos and chimis are fucking amazing"
"Make sure you watch to make sure they ring in the correct price that's advertised. Always a huge problem at this location, and they are very dumbfounded, and act like it's a hassle to fix."
"Try the Potato Chip Chicken!! Every Saturday is Prime Rib Saturday , best in town"
"Get this bitch coffee stat!!!"