"The Helen Keller is an amazing drink for people who are sober or for designated drivers."
"Try the MobDeals with a side of Loot!"
"The place and food are OK, I guess. But it's douchebag central. A great place to watch frat boys and the future MBAs of America."
"The service is average, and the pizza is mediocre. Try Pink's or Star instead."
"Both times I've come to this place, I've left feeling like I'd gotten screwed. High prices, and I hate haggling."