"The sunglasses collection makes you regret not going to the BP down the road instead."
"Warning: The boys who work at the front desk are generally super attractive."
"The stairway to the Pop Room upstairs always smells like shit. Truth."
"Feast your eyes on the infinite desolation."
"Adding a picture is crucial or we won't believe you."
"The layout is super confusing and outdated. Avoid if you've never been here."