"Does it really take 2 employees and a screaming security guard to tell you to not take the handheld basket out to your car"
"Bring patience, ALL of the required forms, and antibacterial wipes... you're gonna need all three. AND MAKE SURE U VOTE N NEXT ELECTION"
"Great selection of shoes at pretty decent prices! If UR a person of color, make sure you bring your Caucasian friends. They follow you like a hawk.This one followed me for 10 mins while I shopped."
"Its all about the Screaming Monkey, coffee, chocolate, banana, coconut... YUM! Writing fuel!"