"The bacon egg and cheese is closest thing in Chicago to Long Island besides my wife's accent when she gets excited. Toasted w/ American and don't forget the SPK!"
"This station is always full and you will be #dockblocked if you try to return a bike here. There are far too few Divvy stations in River North."
"The teachers here, but the angry gal who works the information desk is not interested in helping you at all. It's possibly impacted a future decision to spend money at this place."
"Watch out for flying douchebags in tanktops and aerobars."
"Smoke 'em if ya got 'em."