"Amazing flavors in the keurig machine, but careful don't drink the coffee before your appointment"
"Great looking people and great looking prices!!! And now with the new computer systems service is speedy fast!!!"
"If you come over you have to be willing to help the cripple with the broken neck that lives there...just a forewarn!"
"Be careful of naked women, they tend to roam around the house a lot..."
"You won't know of the awesomeness of SHHQ until you take a shower in our AMAZING bathroom...and if you get cold easily, just turn on the extra floor heater to warm up the room!!!"