"Bring a blanket, a bottle of wine, your dog and a good book. It's so easy to chill here in the spring and summer evenings."
"Don't let your babies grow up to be choir boys..."
"Muscles come high on a guys list of what he likes to pump which makes him look more desirable."
"So many hot frat boys. Watch out for the ones whose dick personalities are bigger than what's in their pants."
"Great times always expected on this floor."
"A meaningful place. Not just a happy one."