"Great authentic Mexican tacos for $2.50! Love the carnitas tacos!"
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"Prepare to WAIT. And bring your phone charger, you're gonna need it."
"Order the Guadalupe margarita and you'll be on your ass!"
"Best burger I've ever had in my life!"
"After hours spot 4a-8a, Knock on the door and they'll let you in."