"Warren G. Harding died here. Room 8064."
"This Chevron doesn't accept Safeway Club Card Discounts :( boo"
"You can save $$$ with your Safeway Club Card or phone number now!"
"That's where my cabin is!"
"Be sure to "Espress" yourself with an amazing Espresso machine in the kitchen!"
"Get a sand bucket full of white sangria...you won't be disappointed"