"Diet coke energy break!"
"Yeah-sure go ahead and move in--if you want to live in a total piece of shit apartment with an awful staff. Places are not well kept."
"The Country Fried Shrimp Po Boy is amazing!! Pair it with an order of onion rings and you have a perfect meal!!"
"Little 500!!! World's greatest college weekend!!"
"The staff is extremely helpful and professional!! And their Starbucks is top of the line!!"