"Hands down, the worst Wendy's I've ever been to. Slow, apathetic, and missing stuff on top of it all. Running out of chili? Really?"
"They had nothing to fit my car so I'm off to their competition."
"Skip the brisket, it tastes like roast beef. Head straight for the ribs. Them's the best I've had in a long time."
"They can do gluten free."