"There is ALWAYS a long line at this restaurant. I think Michael X. B. might be right."
"Sleep in your clothes. I could smell the porno that was filmed in there 2 days before. Shower before you leave."
"They have the cheapest bulk candy around. Get some before you go to the movies."
"Beautiful place to hold a meeting, team building event or networking function. The catering is awesome!"
"The staff here is great. There's a sale on clothing. Coach Jeff is great with kids."
"Great staff. Ask about frequent shopper benefits."