"Skirts are so short you should only wear them to your gyno appointments."
"Very conveniently located off of the 1 train."
"Lower level is for textbooks for Hunter and Marymount. Bring a list of course numbers and ISBNs so you don't hold up the line."
"Try the French vanilla and dark chocolate together with strawberries and white chocolate morsels on top. Like an updated Neapolitan."
"Very fast and personable service. Had Laura as a server and she was fantastic, but all of the staff members were very attentive."
"They have the absolute best freshly baked bread here!"