"Don't piss off Kristen (short, non-makeup wearing, brunette)- she lies and then she makes your life a living hell. Oh, pretty sure she hit my dog."
"I love that the photo for this place is of my beer at my apt. My tip? Don't expect excellence - expect mediocrity and you'll not only be satisfied but, when great service happens you'll be surprised!"
"Great service, nice people, open late- love it"