"Whoa! They remodeled this place. Looks nice."
"Cleanest bathroom in Oakdale."
"Don't give change to the panhandlers here."
"Drip coffee is worth the wait. Try it with agave sweetener."
"If only the food was as good as the decor. :("
"If you are some transplant or bridge and tunnel person, please make your way to Panda Express immediately. That place is more suitable to your pedestrian pallet."