John Tauchman

"Get a baconator!! And a large chocolate frostie! Always get the Frostie...ALWAYS!!!"

"Best place in town for a haircut! Only place I have been going for almost 15 years!"

"Don't walk between the hands! Always walk around...it just might be a gateway to an alter reality.(usually on the walk home from the bars)"

"Nice place for a midnight stroll! Be quiet and don't wake the neighbors!"