"From what I can tell, it's ALL good."
"I'm no quilter, but the fabrics here are delicious and I could understand a "real" quilter getting lost in this store! Go and look around."
"Don't just pass this by on I-84! Stop and admire the great view -- just $5 and maybe an hour of your time! Lovely."
"Look out for the bench to the left just as you walk in the door. Ow to the knee."
"Great, balanced beers and terrific food. Best frankfurter ever!"