"I just ordered a peanut buster parfait with half the hot fudge, and after my first bite I yelled, "jackpot!""
"I order a cup of the Boulder Pork Green Chili every time I'm here."
"If you're buying firewood, you are literally getting a wagon of loose firewood. Be prepared to load the logs of firewood one by one into your vehicle."
"Best place to get a reasonably priced steak in town."
"Watch out, the waiters get "handy"."
"I just witnessed a server carrying 6 plates on one arm. 6!"