"The vending machines out front are never plugged in. Pointless."
"This location has the new 100+ flavor Coca-Cola Freestyle fountain machine"
"The free valet parking is seemingly mandatory, which means there's nowhere to park if you don't want to let a stranger drive your vehicle."
"I assure you there is a taco bell at this location."
"32oz soda is now 59 cents Aug 2011"