"If you go a little after 5PM during the week, you'll get to see lots of nice looking MILF's. That's why I call it MILF Kroger. Cheers!"
"Get your hair styled by 2009 Latin Grammy's official stylist, and the stylist of many celebrities, Pedro Abasolo."
"The Greek Gods Honey yogurt is the best in the world! Oh, and keep your eyes opened for the MILF's."
"Come check The Watermarks perform at 11PM! And Roky Moon at 11:30. It's their CD release party!"
"Have you tried the fish burrito here yet? I did once and for a minute I thought I went to heaven. Give it a shot."
"Check Ikea's new furniture."