"The only place to buy beer in Montreal."
"Pretty sick. You'll prolly need to speak French but the apples are boss."
"Ask for Zach or Tom. Free beer with every cut!"
"Ask for Zach or Tom. The boys will look after you! Plus you get a free brewski with every haircut. Bonus b"
"Cheapest and simplest gym I've been to. Highly recommended!"
"South American smoothie is the best smoothie on the planet."