"Come here if you like to smoke inside bars still. Plenty of ash trays at the bar."
"The birthday cake is quite good!"
"Watch out for the Leinie's Light cans"
"Taugher is not the mayor."
"Watch out for the smells that occur the morning after a long night of drinking!"
"Watch out for douchebag bartenders that pour a 3/4 full pint and then get pissy when you ask them to give you the rest of your beer!"