"Come here if you like to smoke inside bars still. Plenty of ash trays at the bar."
"The birthday cake is quite good!"
"Watch out for the Leinie's Light cans"
"Beware of the "specials" for $3 micros not applying to the micro you purchase"
"Taugher is not the mayor."
"Watch out for the smells that occur the morning after a long night of drinking!"