"STAY AWAY. Pizza is not good."
"Love waffles? How's about a trip to The Waffle Hut, turn right at entrance and follow road for many kilometres. While you are there, have a look and maybe buy a flambeau, or a beautiful rug."
"Want to have scenic tour of the mountains from way up high, take a left and follow road to Dragon Peaks, book a flight in a helicopter with Westline Aviation from R790 a person. Enjoy the flight."
"Ladies how's about a few hours at a spa, ask for directions at front desk and start relaxing with a soothing massage."
"Go enjoy a slice of cheese cake at Scrumpy Jacks, turn right at entrance."