"Lovely patio and delicately refined interior with superior talent behind the bar. One of the last Austin trough pissers."
"Order a Mint Snowball! It's not on the menu, but it's a yummy mess!"
"Mow the lawn for FREE! It's fun!!!"
"6-8 on wednesday half price appetizers and $15 table kegs."
"Go to Barfly's and order a Happy Meal (shot of jager and a LoneStar = $4.50)"