"Skip the lo mein and the fried pork dumplings, go for the soup dumplings, the fried rice with salted meat, and the spring rolls."
"Service is very slow. No bathroom. Food is only fine."
"Very busy Tuesday mornings because of toddler story time. If you like a quieter library experience, avoid Tuesday mornings and you'll be fine!"
"Store looks good, but the people who work there ignore everything except your money. No eye contact, no social niceties like hello, thank you, or goodbye from fitting room staff or cashiers. Rude."
"Ask questions about the differences in crepe styles. Creppza vs. crepe vs. crepolini etc. so you'll know what to expect when your plate comes!"