"Oh my god, someone out mayored Edsel! The world is going to end."
"Bagels with cream cheese and Doritos. That's the longwood way."
"Slather on some sunscreen, play in the sand, go for a swim. And remember, life is not that bad."
"Share the grill space, make some friends. Enjoy the view!"
"It's all about the water. And trusting your bartender."