"If you're not a member of the pact don't bother stopping this club is closed and not accepting new members! :)"
"Mia paints the best toes in town, be sure to call ahead though she's a busy lady. 563-732-3410"
"What happens while here, there or everywhere stays here! All is accepted and forgiven so come in over!"
"Come for the booze stay for the company."
"BYOB (bring your own blanket) its cold in here."