"Come see every breed of jogger (studly athletes, first-timers, old-timers, high-schoolers and moms)."
"Watch Terry Martin shape a board. It's a life experience for a surfer."
"Michelle Merritt is my go-to lady for getting a haircut I know I'll be happy with."
"Cheapest and strongest drinks in Newport. And there's line dancing. And old people."
"Great place to spend an evening when you want something different than hanging out at a bar. There's 14 ping pong tables, music, a restaurant, a bar and the occasional celeb."