"Don't let Beau serve you, he has the short term memory of a gnat. The food is delicious, as long as you don't stray from the set menu. Hope you don't want condiments, they're downstairs..."
"Um, I suggest being completely intoxicated before setting foot in here. Better yet, don't come in."
"Always choose the grits !"
"Don't use the bathroom."
""A place to be somebody.""
"Try the tofu frittata !"