"Best bet for Salmon and Tuna Sashimi by the pound!"
"If you're super long, this is your spot!"
"This is not Hawaiian food!"
"When I turned in my valet ticket, the place was packed with people. By the time I got my truck, everybody else had gotten their cars, and we're gone! How the f#*k does that happen?!!!"
"If you can avoid using the valet service, do so! A friend and I both waited over an hour for them to retrieve our cars!"
"Buy the lemon pepper seasoning!"