"Came for the beer. Stayed because I fell in the moat."
"Ordered a Fulton and they had to switch the keg so to make up for the wait they gave me 2 free pitchers. BEYOND FRIENDLY"
"Don't listen to Conal. He's just butt hurt. My pie was tasty"
"Get your drinks near the door. That way, if there's a fire you'll be the first to safety and you'll have your beer."
"Stand up comedian every 2nd Thursday evening, 6-6:30. Get there early, it packs up! My sides hurt from chuckling so much!"
"Get your sandwich near the door, that way if there's a fire you'll be the first to safety."