"Here's a tip: don't stay here. Service is severely lacking."
"Get a Vanilla Bear - half vanilla bean latte, half honey bear latte."
"Sensitive eyebrows? Go see Sharren. First time I've had them done and didn't break out like crazy. I'll never go to anyone else."
"For the love of god, don't order the "sausage cakes.""
"$3.50 for a California roll. Cheap, big and good."
"Also, the pancakes are big. You really don't need the tall stack."