Christopher Moore

"Great dogs. The sweet mustard makes the chili even better."

"Epic Fail. They offer Fandango, but you still have to wait in line to pick them up since their kiosks don't recognize your purchase. Great time saver."

"Great staff, rooms are fantastic. Breakfast & dinner is included. Can't go wrong here."

"The Perfect Steak is exactly as described. Perfect!"

"Bert is so supportive. But he's got a big ass!"

"Beware, a crazy cat lady lives here. But, her family makes delicious Italian food!"