"I'll have the surf and turf"
"Come for brunch, stay for the loud talking, over-sharing JAP entertainment at the table next to you"
"Avoid the tuna pita while you're checking out the milfs!"
"Check out the microwave...good but it could be better"
"Stop by the quad for a few laffs and some good convo."
"Get the 728x90 expandable, It's great"