"Download their app, place orders via it, and get lots of free food."
"Can somebody let the blue hairs know that there's a light under every table and that they can leave their flashlights at home?"
"Do yourself a favor and get the Tacos al la Parilla and the Queso con Carne. (But make sure you get the queso during happy hour when it is only $5.50. $11 for queso is a ripoff.)"
"Please use your brain and teach your kid(s) to ride a bike elsewhere. The only thing you'll end up teaching them here is how to cause an accident."