"Don't jump off the bridge! :-)"
"If you have any questions about eSocialMedia just ask Caroline our new Mayor!"
"Be aware that despite the amazing smell of bread coming from Greg's on Gould Rd, you can't actually buy any from there as it is where they bake it, not sell it!"
"The Linkedin guys are very friendly and knowledgeable about connecting people online. My advice is if you want to know more - just ask them!"
"Knock on the door and come and say hello!"
"Look out for Sam Stitcher he will try and stitch you up! Practical joker..."