"Your soul will wither and die here, get out quickly"
"A small piece of toast and tomatoes, plus a diet coke = £12. Never again..."
"Get a bus, anywhere, from the conveniently located bus station just outside the door"
"The duty free shops only take Euros or cards, and there are no exchange shops once through security. So if you want to buy anything other than sandwiches, change your Dirham before going through"
"Ask to buy a pot of humus as well. Mmm!"
"They take cards, no minimum!"