"This is one of my MOST favorite place on the Downtown Mall!! A must see, for reelz y'all!!!"
"The chicken dippers are tasty, succulent, and da bomb!"
"I wouldn't enter the Porta Potty if I were you!!"
"Don't forget to bring your ear plugs and CPAP machines because everyone SNORES!! Gross..."
"If you're deciding on internet providers here, don't go with Verizon Fios!"
"Don't instigate the locals!"