"This is the place that you never knew you needed and now you can't live without"
"If you have any intelligence at all you will drop every thing you are doing and go here. Now."
"The lobster roll with brown butter vinaigrette is the best thing I have ever eaten. Ever."
"Puts drybar to shame. This place is so much better, cheaper, sleeker, and faster. Everything is amazing, including their mini champagne bottles. Way to go Rachel Zoe, you killed it."
"If you drink two lizard juices you will black out."
"Ain't yo mamas cup o'noodles"