"Having a bad day and need a drink or 10? The Outback Saloon is about a two minute walk to the east."
"Want a good cup of coffee or a latte? Walk about 5 minutes to the north-side of Safeway to Red Rock Coffeehouse."
"Stop by Red Rock Coffeehouse towards the North End and grab a quick cup of Joe or a latte. Worth it for sure."
"I know I shouldn't smoke but they have the cheapest cigarettes in town. 2 Packs Camel Filters from $8.50 to $10-ish."
"You need to order any special that is broiled after cooked.. they had an amazing Gnocchi with broiled cheese as a special. Amazing stuff."
"Go up to the Bartender & tell him this joke "A corn stalk walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wanna hear a good joke?" The corn stalk says, "I'm all ears!"" and see what happens."