"Their debit machines are down. For three weeks and counting. Make sure you have cash."
"The bacon was limber (👍), the yolks were gooey but not runny (👍), and the waitress looked like a young Christina Applegate (👍👍👍)."
"Get the yaki soba. The non-vegetarian version is yummier."
"You'll get better service at any other fast food place in town."
"Formerly known as Welch's Chocolate Shop. Still as busy. Still as good. Get the English Toffee."