"Wifi: GUEST pwd: 0800818118"
"If you have back pain ask the boss, Kitty, to take care of it"
"Nice music but forget the cocktails, they are watered down, prefer a beer..."
"Live band every Friday from 7pm"
"Nouvelle reception pour les urgences, derrière la reception principale"
"N'essayez pas le Mocaccino à la machine..."