"Homemade ice cream sandwiches. Get them. Now. You're welcome."
"Everything is good. Order everything."
"I like the grilled mahi tacos."
"The andouille egg rolls are tasty!"
"It's a pain in the ass to get in and out of this garage. Elevators get locked to garage. Lobby is locked to outside."
"Apparently Sunday is all ages DJ night. He refuses to play Freebird."