"A great place to grab a cup of joe and wish you could sit down."
"Give Patsy a deep french kiss to let her know you appreciate all her hard work!"
"Stop by the bank across the street before you head in for groceries. You're going to need to take out a line of credit if you plan to feed your family!"
"Arrive early so you can maximize the amount of time you can be seen with your fixed gear bicycle, handlebar moustache and skinny jeans. You're so unique!"
"Bring a blanket and sleep on one of the benches. Look for an empty shopping cart nearby to put your belongings in!"