"Only soccer moms will be greeted. I have literally never spoken to in Nadeau."
"Probably the worst service out of any Banana Republic in Birmingham. Under 40 should avoid at all costs."
"Save your money and go to the Five Points Starbucks. Better service, larger food selection, better drink preparation, and lower costs since Sodexo takes a cut at this location."
"Get free air! It's automatically measured and helps raise your mileage."
"Get the grass jelly winter melon tea! So good."
"If you have class on the third floor, take the ramp/bridge connecting the library to the Humanities."